listen to revolution 9. the beatles.
with headphones. full volume.
trippppyyyyy.
im home alone. i like being home alone as home alone=WALK ROUND NAKED.
oh so freeeee.
haha ew.
mum said no leaving the house. and she would be home at 11.
being a good daughter. i walked to bex's house.
and her being a responsible mother... it is 00.03 and she is still out.
what a hypocrite!
i actually paid seven squids to taxi it back home in time for her arrival.
the taxi driver- taxi number 29- was very funny.
well. he just laughed at everything i said.
and did.
i don't even remember what i did that was in anyway witty.
obviously my whole presence just amused him.
brilliant. . . well i did have tiger face paint on.
OH YES. a tiger.
though it looks more like a cat.
chinese new year you see. and i'm like. chinese. so. figures.
i went to town with the tiger gatecrashing my face.
i completely forgot it was there, until some girl screamed
OMG THAT GIRL IS A TIGER.
i was like.. ooohhh whereee?!!
then. oh. yeah. me. i love my life.
i'm very cold right now actually. i should put some clothing on.
or at least a bra. ha.
and i've completely just baby oiled my whole keyboard typing this.
it looks like a hen party stripper.
with letters and square shaped.
weird people strange strangers keep calling me on skype!
its kinda scary. i'm tempted to answer. and pretend to be a brothel mistress. or a chippy. or asain.
but i am asian...
LINDA. absolute idol.
i'm going to read hitchhikers guide to the galaxy now.
goodday.
