listen to revolution 9. the beatles.
with headphones. full volume.
trippppyyyyy.
im home alone. i like being home alone as home alone=WALK ROUND NAKED.
oh so freeeee.
haha ew.
mum said no leaving the house. and she would be home at 11.
being a good daughter. i walked to bex's house.
and her being a responsible mother... it is 00.03 and she is still out.
what a hypocrite!
i actually paid seven squids to taxi it back home in time for her arrival.
the taxi driver- taxi number 29- was very funny.
well. he just laughed at everything i said.
and did.
i don't even remember what i did that was in anyway witty.
obviously my whole presence just amused him.
brilliant. . . well i did have tiger face paint on.
OH YES. a tiger.
though it looks more like a cat.
chinese new year you see. and i'm like. chinese. so. figures.
i went to town with the tiger gatecrashing my face.
i completely forgot it was there, until some girl screamed
OMG THAT GIRL IS A TIGER.
i was like.. ooohhh whereee?!!
then. oh. yeah. me. i love my life.
i'm very cold right now actually. i should put some clothing on.
or at least a bra. ha.
and i've completely just baby oiled my whole keyboard typing this.
it looks like a hen party stripper.
with letters and square shaped.
weird people strange strangers keep calling me on skype!
its kinda scary. i'm tempted to answer. and pretend to be a brothel mistress. or a chippy. or asain.
but i am asian...
LINDA. absolute idol.
i'm going to read hitchhikers guide to the galaxy now.
goodday.
I love Hitchhikers.
ReplyDeleteI kinda skimmed over the second and third book tho.
funny i was on wikipedia yesterday and i found this (through much random clicking):
The Babel Fish is small, yellow, leech-like, and is a universal translator which simultaneously translates from one spoken language to another. It takes the brainwaves of the other body and what they are thinking then transmits the thoughts to the speech centers of the hosts brain, the speech heard by the ear decodes the brainwave matrix. When inserted into the ear, its nutrition processes convert sound waves into brain waves, neatly crossing the language divide between any species you should happen to meet whilst traveling in space. Meanwhile, the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different races and cultures, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation. Arthur Dent, a surviving Earthling, commented only 'Eurgh!' when first inserting the fish into his ear canal. It did, however, enable him to understand Vogon Poetry - not necessarily a good thing. The book points out that the Babel Fish could not possibly have developed naturally, and therefore proves the existence of God as its creator. However, as Man points out, God needs faith to exist, and this proof dispels the need for faith, therefore causing God to vanish in a puff of logic. Then Man says, "my, that was easy" and goes on to prove that black is white, and gets killed on the next zebra crossing.
-from hitchhikers!
HAH
ALSO
ReplyDeletewow can i have your life or something?
My mother is a deranged child and will never be out that late, or out at all. For two years she hasn't even gone to work. Now she's back and "tired" or "stressed" all the time even though she works about 7 hours only.
umm also, secretly, I'm scared to ride taxis. All those secondhand kidnap/rape stories I've heard have really limited my life.
i can't even walk around the house naked for fear of hidden cameras or something from the government. but this is only cause i read too much sci-fi. also watch too much Oprah.
I'M CHINESE. FULL. be jealous please.
GONG XI FA CHAI.
duude. what's a 'chippy'?
hahahhah. your like me. but full chinese.. and scared of things that to be quite frank... you should be. i admit i was quite nervous getting into that taxi. as you know he put on a friendly front... but it might have been a lure to kill me. this did flash though my brain....
ReplyDeleteand a chippy is "slang" for fish and chip shop, in england. if one was to spend a day here one may hear the phrase " i'm goin down the chippy"
meaning.... im going to the fish and chip shop. yum yum.