cannot stop talking with a malay accent.
then adding the odd nadstat word in.
i no longer sound english.
i should stop typing unnecessary full stops in.....
i am in malaysia, and was in dubai for christmas.
it wasn't all that incred as they do not have many festivities there as they are muslim. or something.
every day i have been up at dawn and gyming and swimming off any excess flesh i have acquired over 2010.
however this is irrelevant and you do not need to know this.
today in a health shop in 'mega mall' in KualaLumpur, there was an advertisement. for good skin cream. named. "SHEEP PLACENTA".
so appealing.
new years resolutions.
- blog here more often?
- remember the fact that all men, what ever age, are dickzz
- make more money
- but quit my job
- work hard (and get my A* A A's in skool)
- but play harder
- quit quitting
- think before i speak/type
- facebook is shite. get off it.
- tone and trim
- relax
- relapse
- get frank morris on da move
- start actually sticking to the endless lists i write
when i get home to England i will upload photos. i'm on broadband out here. takes an age.
dail up. connect. connect. failed. re-connect. connecting. dialing. waiting on server. no response. FUCK OFF. twat machine.
- stop getting angry so easily.
