First ever ever blog. 28th aug 09.

HELLO world.

Im gonna start with saying.

i have an itchy head. which recently has become a common occurrence, i hope this does not mean i have nits. shit.

My blog is primarily meant to be me reporting on culture/todays world (haha) and my views and what have you. art/fashion/music/books/news/my experience being a youth in general. paha.

Im 15 right at this very moment. But in 4 days, 13 hours and ten minutes... ill be 16.

i dont want to be 16 though, i really dont. why?? coz evvveerryythiiinng is illegal at 15. okay except for sitting babies and sweeping up hair. meh. if anyone has any time freezing poison lying around give me a bell.

so 5 cash machines in london now have a cockney rhyming slang language option.

im sorry. but. THERES A RECESSION GOING ON HERE. as if anyone is gonna waste one vital second to be displayed with phrases which would take a good 5 seconds to translate .

( okay, i bet quite a few people would. me included)

but practically, this is pointless.

i mean, hats off its a fair idea which i chuckled at, and will probs be caught red handed using if ever i come across such a great invention.

The company also hopes to also invade scotts, brummie, scouse and geordie ATMs.

ha ha ha ha ha.

With my trusty Oxford Dictionary of Rhyming Slang in tow.

TRANSLATE THIS BARCLAYS.!

My fork and knife has been holly berry Bushey park until i heard the jelly roll blues come through the rory that fish tanks are adam and eved to be right said fred.

Sources cannot barrel of hay, but the mickeys are boracic and my best china needs some bangers n mash. His jimmy shands wont move from his Davinas , he likes a bees knees old arthur rank. innit. ew.

sorry if you figured out the last bit. i just couldn't resist.