la

cannot stop saying la.
cannot stop talking with a malay accent.
then adding the odd nadstat word in.
i no longer sound english.
i should stop typing unnecessary full stops in.....

i am in malaysia, and was in dubai for christmas.
it wasn't all that incred as they do not have many festivities there as they are muslim. or something.
every day i have been up at dawn and gyming and swimming off any excess flesh i have acquired over 2010.
however this is irrelevant and you do not need to know this.

today in a health shop in 'mega mall' in KualaLumpur, there was an advertisement. for good skin cream. named. "SHEEP PLACENTA".


so appealing.

new years resolutions.

• blog here more often?
• remember the fact that all men, what ever age, are dickzz
• make more money
• but quit my job
• work hard (and get my A* A A's in skool)
• but play harder
• quit quitting
• think before i speak/type
• facebook is shite. get off it.
• tone and trim
• relax
• relapse
• get frank morris on da move

(my band)

• start actually sticking to the endless lists i write

when i get home to England i will upload photos. i'm on broadband out here. takes an age.

dail up. connect. connect. failed. re-connect. connecting. dialing. waiting on server. no response. FUCK OFF. twat machine.

• stop getting angry so easily.